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– A senhora tem seis horas de vida.
Desesperada, a mulher corre para casa e conta tudo ao marido.
Os dois resolvem gastar o tempo que resta da vida dela a fazer amor.
Fazem uma vez, ela pede para repetirem.
Fazem de novo, ela pede mais.
Depois da terceira vez, ela quer de novo. E o marido diz:
– Ah, Maria, já chega! Eu tenho que acordar cedo amanhã. Tu não!