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– Mamã, mamã… Não vais acreditar, mas eu estou grávida!
– O quê?
– Grávida mamã, estou grávida!
A mãe sem saber muito bem como reagir, pergunta-lhe:
– Então mas onde raio é que tu tinhas a cabeça rapariga?
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