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Um rapaz morava no 15.º andar de um prédio. Certo dia a sua sogra teve um ataque de nervos e queria saltar.
Ele corre para o telemóvel:
– Pelo amor de Deus, alguém tem de me ajudar! A minha sogra quer se atirar pela janela do apartamento!
Do outro lado da linha respondem:
– Senhor, deve estar enganado, aqui é uma carpintaria.
E o rapaz:
– Eu sei! A janela não está a abrir!