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E a mulher, sem abrir os olhos, responde:
– Amanhã eu compro umas!
Ele:
– Amor, eu quero amá-la.
Ela responde:
– Está em cima do guarda-roupa.
Numa última tentativa:
– Não entendes-te, eu vou amar-te!
A mulher:
– Vai a Marte, a Júpiter, ou onde quiseres… Mas, por favor, deixa-me dormir!
Podiam era escrever sem erros ortográficos…