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– Eu tenho cinco rapazes. Uma equipa de basket completa! -gaba-se o primeiro.
– Eu tenho seis! Uma equipa de volei! – diz o segundo.
– Grande coisa. Eu tenho onze! Uma equipe de futebol! – exagera o terceiro.
Como o quarto fica calado, os outros perguntaram.
– E tu quantos filhos tens?
– Filhos? Nenhum. Mas mulheres tenho dezoito. Um campo de golfe oficial!